We're living on a timeline infested with a PvP mentality. Constantly bombarded with the most outrageous PnL screenshots. With influencers & celebrities alike dumping on their followers. All unfolding within the supercycle everyone's supposed to be making it in.

As an antidote to this, we have brought a special someone to life - someone to whom we all can honestly relate.

He is the worst quant on the Sui blockchain. All top-blasts, fumbles & roundtrips.

His name is Quantimodo.

Welcome to the real counterculture.